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Erik asked:
What is the safest way to have my family dispose of my lifeless body after I inevitably catch and die from swine flu?
What is the safest way to have my family dispose of my lifeless body after I inevitably catch and die from swine flu?
I mean a traditional burial sounds fine, but will burning me to ashes prevent the spread of diseases to worms and other underground life? How do you guys want to be buried after swine flu gets you?
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22 Responses so far to "How should I be buried after I die from swine flu?"
February 25th, 2010 at 12:35 am
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I want a live vietnamese pot bellied pig tied to my headstone. Cute and not without irony.
February 26th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
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Dude your weird and majorly paranoid. i would go with cremation though
February 28th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
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Um, i want to be buried in a coffin so I can rise as a vampire with swine flu. XD
Just kidding. But if it catches me (which it wont….wow I sound like such a typical teenager, believing bad things happen to others…) I want to be buried because I read in an article about how scientists found bodies from a epidemic 100 years ago, and they are learning how to prevent it.
March 1st, 2010 at 8:27 pm
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with lots and lots of pork
March 2nd, 2010 at 1:12 pm
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Stop scaring all of these people. We will not all die from the swine flu. All you have to do is not shake anybody’s hand or kiss anybody. And wash your hands often. Other than that we’re pretty much fine
March 2nd, 2010 at 2:16 pm
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My plan is…
to be cremated, then made into a diamond
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:33 pm
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i want to be buried and on my grave stone i want it to say Brutally Murdered by Pigs
March 4th, 2010 at 4:44 am
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To be honest luvey, they’ll be five billion other people to bury (im counting the rest as “Survivors”- yes i watched the series:P), so I doubt anyone will notice. Or find you. You’ll just be rotting in your death bed. If u live in the country. it will reach you last so by the time you get it. all fone lines will be down, the hospitals will have closed, for safety believe or not, and everyone else will be dead or running to the country. So your death will go un noticed, you will merely rot in your death bet.
Yeah, sorry about that
March 7th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
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just call Edward and make an appointment
March 10th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
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Mummification without a doubt.
March 13th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
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Well FIRST OF ALL: Dont touch anybody and eat healthy and wash your hands and then WE ARE FINE
the only reason people got it are: MEXICO: they have poor healthcare and bad water
Canada/US: They either traveled to Mexico or Touched somebody that had it.
But I f i do die, I want to be buried with a ps3 so I can play Call Of Duty 5 on it
March 16th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
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A burial at sea, definitely. Pigs HATE salt water and will never become re-infected if your body is properly weighted down.
A more important question though: Would it be in poor taste for your family to serve spare ribs at the wake or reception? How about those little scallops wrapped in bacon? A nice tie-in for the burial at sea, I think. Does anyone agree?
March 19th, 2010 at 4:57 am
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Buried and made into oil
March 22nd, 2010 at 11:22 am
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well since swine flu causes zombie-like symptoms, most likely you will have your head removed from your body and then your corpse will be burned.
March 25th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
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…… that is all i have to say.
March 29th, 2010 at 4:14 am
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just dont talk about it… kids probably reading your question… what happen is gonna happen just be quiet, stay healthy and dont be around people dat are sick and stay home…
March 31st, 2010 at 10:52 pm
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Seriously?????? Omg. lol. Cremation. But before you die, play this game. Somehow it’s oddly fun…
April 3rd, 2010 at 5:56 pm
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can we just throw you in mexico?
April 4th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
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The same way i would be buried if i was weak enough to die from a regular flu. From what is being said the swine flu is barely more deadly than a regular flu.
April 5th, 2010 at 3:32 am
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surrounded by hot dog buns.
or just your head with an apple in your mouth on a silver platter. (you can bury the rest of the body.)
April 6th, 2010 at 7:26 am
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skinned and stuffed
April 9th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
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wow your over reacting a bit !!!
where do you live? if you live in mexico or america or something, ok what ever but dude settle down lol.
you should probably be buried or something.